I have heard a rumor, and I must say it has my tail in a fluff!  Apparently, there is a small group of radicals trying to outlaw catnip!  Have you ever heard of such a thing...OUTLAW CATNIP!!!  This so called group is claiming that cats are abusing the nip, and cats are the cause of an increase in household accidents.  What, have you ever heard of such a thing?  Look folks, when I knock over that plant, spill your drink, or dart out of nowhere causing you to trip, note, these are no accidents!  Cats do not have accidents.  We know exactly what we're doing, you might say we have a premeditated demeanor.

Catnip simply takes us to our Happy Place.  Whether we eat it, lick it, or roll in it, we are simply escaping the everyday stresses of Feline Life.  One might even go so far to say, that without catnip there would probably be a lot more household "accidents" involving Felines.  These imbeciles must not get the difficulties we superior Felines deal with on a daily basis, you try living with a dog or two, and you humans are no picnic in the park either!

So please hear my pleas, let the Catnip Be!

'Till next time,
Skippy, OSCTDB
The Official Shop Cat of The Doggie Bag or The Boss