There seems to be a bit of a fuss lately as to what exactly a Cat is doing in a Pet Boutique. So, I felt the need to address this issue in my Blog.

Some do find it shocking to be greeted by a Friendly Feline when walking into The Doggie Bag, but you must realize we cater not only to the Canine species but also to the Fabulous Felines of the world! And, if you take a look at our Doggie Bag Logo you will spot a cute little kitty in the shopping bag (that's my brother McGovern).

So, how exactly did I get the job as The Official Shop Cat of The Doggie Bag? Well, it all began 9 years ago this month. I was an itsy bitsy little fellow toughing out the mean streets on my own. I needed a safe place to bunk for the night, so I wandered into a place off the main highway. I am not as slick as I thought at hiding because before I could plot my escape I was captured by some 2-legged beasts! It turns out I had taken refuge at a place called Peterson's Nursery and these 2-legged beasts were Cat Lovers. Many of you might even remember Good Old Herbie, the Top Cat at Peterson's Nursery. Well, Good Old Herbie hated my guts, so the good folks at Peterson's made a call to the folks at The Doggie Bag asking for help with the cute itsy bitsy little kitty before Herbie ate him. My future Mom said "Sure bring the little fellow on down", and 9 years later here I am, The Official Shop Cat of The Doggie Bag. Now, understand the title was not given upon arrival, it would be quite some time before I earned that title, but I did and I'm Darn proud!

Over the years I've had the pleasure of getting to know all the amazing 2-legged beasts (just kidding) that step through our doors. I've spent many days perched on the counter sharing in human laughter and sometimes even the tears. I've learned to ignore all the snarky comments about my size, for the last time...I'm Big Boned! And, my keen senses have perfected over the years allowing me to be the Ultimate Security Kitty. But, according to my Human, I have not overcome my dislike for those dogs, which of course poses a problem for an Official Shop Cat of any Pet Boutique. So when the pups come in for a visit I am quickly escorted to my Private Office, where I practice my meditation and yoga. My repeated suggestions of banning dogs continues to be ignored and from what I am being told during staff meetings keeps me from climbing the corporate ladder. And they wonder why I treat the Kitty Korner as my own personal toy collection!

So, now you know the story, and I hope this clears up any confusion about my position here at The Doggie Bag. And, if you still don't get it, to be honest I don't care, I'm a Cat for goodness sakes! Must I remind you of the old saying, Dogs have Masters. Cats have Staff.

'Till next time,
Skippy, OSCTDB
The Official Shop Cat of The Doggie Bag or The Boss